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"I just can't help looking at Sarah Palin,
though, like she's a car wreck on the 405.
It's scary!" - Cybil Shepherd

"I was a compulsive, serial masturbator"
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* Celebrity Stupids: Leon X Factor
* Sadie Frost is being touched
* Charts: Pink is number one
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       >>  Madonna's milk <<
       Sean Penn starts to understand women

   Sean Penn has hot Oscar buzz for his portrayal
   of gay politician Harvey Milk in Milk. Our
   source on the set claims that after a kissing
   scene Penn called his ex-wife, Madonna, and
   left her a message saying that he now
   understood her a little better.


Watch trailer - film looks great:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/focus_features/milk/


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Alex James apparently had a bowl of spinach and pasta
dumped on him by an unhappy contestant at a recent
awards show after referring to them as "ugly bugly".
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       >> Sadie's back <<
       And she's touched for the very first time?

   When Jude Law married Sadie Frost she was the
   famous actor. Since then Sadie's done little
   except be famous by association. First Jude,
   then Kate and the Primrose Hill set. Then
   the "clothes designing" but as that went
   tits up the less said the better.

   But all that's about to change -  a giant of
   British acting is taking to the stage
   again! Sadie's getting ready to star in
   Touched For The Very First Time, a one-woman
   show at Trafalgar Studios, Whitehall. Well,
   at least we hope so, as they are still looking
   for investors. In the play, Sadie is Lesley.
   "Lesley from Manchester is a ‘modern woman’.
   Lesley dreams of being best friends with
   Madonna. Lesley is an idiot."

   Apparently this is "a new high energy one
   woman comedic play about ‘The Myth of Modern
   Woman’. It asks the question – are women
   made to be careerists or are they actually
   happiest in a more traditional role?"

   We can't wait...


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Another celebrity offspring hits the fame trail.
Jethro, son of Nick, Cave has starting modelling.
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        >> Big Questions <<
     What the hotel concierge is asking this week

   One Mayfair hotel nicknamed which Hollywood
   superstar "Mr Revolving Door", after the
   number of girls he was inviting to his
   room every night? Maybe he's not gay after all.

   Which radio DJ bursts into tears at the
   point of orgasm?


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Popbitch's favourite Republican strategist:
Mr Joe Gaylord.
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       >> Censorship 08  <<
       BBC deaf to Little Britain USA cuts storm

   The first Little Britain USA episode contained
   two noteable edits on BBC: the pay-off line to
   one sketch, "I love you more than blowjobs", was
   heard by American cable viewers as "I love you
   more than cumshots", while one sketch - about
   two pumped-up, sexually boastful bodybuilders,
   Tom and Mark, who drop their towels to reveal
   pitifully small genitalia - was cut in its
   entirety. No-one would have known if they'd
   remembered to change the subtitles. Oops. Some
   deaf viewers were unimpressed.


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Simon Callow was walking up Camden High St on
Wednesday night "wearing a pin stripe suit and
singing very loudly to himself."
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       >> Supporting Razorlight <<
       Only one band is big enough for support

   Razorlight may finally have let all the
   adulation and stardom go to their heads.
   For their upcoming tour, they've decided
   the right supporting act is... Razorlight!

   One idea being explored is something similar
   to past stunts pulled by Black Crowes and
   Foo Fighters. The band go on, posing as
   the support, and do a shambolic set before
   several crew guys come on - dressed in
   overalls and flat caps etc - and hustle them
   off. The band then reappear as "themselves"
   and do their regular headlining set. They're
   rehearsing at Black Island Studios in Acton
   and Fortress near Old Street.


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No longer a gruesome twosome - Greg Barker and Will
Banks-Blaney? MP Greg is being linked with a
Greek polo player. 
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       >> Poor Patsy <<
      Crisis bank has no love for the stars

   Even Eastenders stars are affected by the
   credit crunch. Patsy Palmer was in the Royal
   Bank of Scotland in Brighton this week. She
   seemed to be having trouble getting her hard-
   earned cash out, Patsy was heard asking the
   cashier, "What, nothing's clear at all?
   What about my tax account? Shouldn't I be
   paid by Bacs by my agent?"  She then
   spent her time, while it was being sorted,
   on the phone, which kept cutting out, as
   she tried to instruct someone to "try the
   butchers in Hove". A fellow RBS customer
   said "It made my day. The cashier was as
   unhelpful to her as they usually are to me".


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Wasilla was recently named the meth capital of
Alaska, with 42 meth labs busted in a single year.
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       >> How to lose friends... <<
       ... and alienate Brazilians

   Block Party went to Brazil to perform at
   their MTV awards. For some reason the band
   decided to mime their hits Talon and Banquet,
   which lead to much booing in the auditorium.
   Everyone else played live, and locals got
   angry, and a bit bemused, that the band had
   come all this way and couldn't seem to be
   bothered to play live.   

More:
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=55deELVe9SQ


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Gruesome ex-twosome: Danny (Mr Kelly Brooke) Cipriani
and Danielle (engaged to party-hands Lineker) Bux?
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       >> Celebrity Stupids pt 82 <<
       X Factor winner needs to go to school

   X Factor troll Leon has been promoting his
   album in Australia. This is what he said
   to the Sunday Herald:

   "I believe in reincarnation, that when you're
   dead you'll be able to look down on people -
   come back and haunt them. You watch programmes
   like Sixth Sense, with Colin Fry, and he can
   pick up stuff that dead people are saying.
   The people with the dead relatives look
   totally shocked."


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What happens if you mix dance, rights and magic from
the stars of Gavin & Stacey? Ask the Secret Policeman:
http://tinyurl.com/3uk637
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       >> Parlez vous pre-credit crunch? <<
       Phrases we won't be hearing for a while   
  
   On Silicon Valley, employees who have ridden
   the company IPO and made a mint overnight often
   fail to come to work for weeks on end.  In
   the company they are listed as "called in rich".


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The word Arctic comes from the ancient Greek
Arktikos, or "country of the great bear".
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       >> Marco Pierre Right  <<
       Celebrity chef not cock shock

too_fat_to_skate writes:
   "My mam was at a photoshoot at one of Marco
   Pierre White's resturants. Marco turned up at
   the end of day looking very hassled after a
   five-hour divorce settlement hearing, but was
   extremely polite and made sure everyone on the
   shoot had had a big lunch free-of-charge. And he
   stayed out of people's way unless spoken to.
   Everyone was amazed about how down-to-earth he
   was - and genuinely passionate about food."


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Russell Brand spent last Friday evening wandering
around the Francis Bacon Exhibiton "with a
delectable blonde lady."
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       >> Things that make you go hmm <<
       PG porn, tiger cubs, US election betting

   Will this safeguard your career from
   the recession?
http://www.executiverockstar.info
    
   Rolling Stone's next issue has an
   interesting feature on John McCain:
http://tinyurl.com/3toabc

   To find out everything you need to know
   about the US election and make money with
   some clever betting moves:
http://www.popbitch.com/promotion

   Honolulu zoo has some very cute new
   tiger cubs:
http://www.kitv.com/news/17651569/detail.html

   Want some lovely Pai organic skincare
   products? Sadly we got the link wrong
   last week to get your 25% discount.
   Use this code - earlybird7511:
http://www.paiskincare.com

   Go see Plastic Little tour which
   started last night in London:
http://www.myspace.com/plasticlittlerap

   Latest thing in US is PG Porn. Adult movie
   scenarios without the sex. Here's Firefly's
   Nathan Fillion not-getting-it-on with porn
   star Aria Giovanni:
http://www.spike.com/video/pg-porn-pg-porn/3041858

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    Monkey waiter:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/7654267.stm

   Geri Halliwell wants to build a huge new house
   near Goring on Thames:
http://tinyurl.com/47v726


       >> Chart Predictions <<
       New entries/High climbers Sun 12th October


++ Number One
PINK So What

++ Top Ten
COURTENEERS That Kiss
KAISER CHIEFS Never Miss A Beat

++ Top Twenty
CAGE THE ELEPHANT In One Ear

++ Top Forty
SNOW PATROL Take Back The City



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Old Jokes Home:
A vicar books into a hotel and says to the hotel clerk
"I hope the porn channel is my room is disabled?"
She says "No sir, it's just regular porn. You sick bastard."


Still Bored:
The Sarah Palin Debate Flow Chart:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/10/3/43222/8057/718/618653