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* That's what I go to church for
* Hidden messages for Simon Cowell
* Charts: Dizzee Rascal is number one
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       >> Rohypnol on the rocks, please! <<
       Get Risky Pissed in London tonight
  
   London night-lifers have a new nickname for
   Harry and Chelsy's new favourite haunt, Whisky
   Mist. Since newspaper reports that an
   overlubricated model was allegedly raped in
   the basement surfaced, wags have renamed the
   bar... Risky Pissed.


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In Israel, camels are starting to be fitted with
fluorescent vests, to try to stop accidents.
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     >> Big Questions <<
     What people are asking this week

   Which pop superstar asked friends to hide them
   from Bono at an event as they were terrified of
   being roped into his Red scheme?


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       >> Mika shocka <<
       Confessions of a celebrity

   Mika played a great stadium gig in Paris
   last Friday to 55,000 over-excited fans,
   (including some who almost wet themselves
   at a cover of Depeche Mode's Just Can't
   Get Enough). Things have changed so quickly for
   Mika. He confessed that when he was recording
   his debut album in Miami a couple of
   years back he was too short of cash to
   splash out on many CDs but really wanted to
   listen to loads of new music for inspiration.
   So he chose a record store in Orange Grove,
   and used to walk around picking up discount
   stickers from old albums -  like $2 and $4 -
   and stick them on his arm. Then quietly
   put them on the albums he wanted. Bad Mika!


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A Royal correspondent told us this week that The
Queen likes Sky News' Sunrise show - particularly at
weekends. But prefers Andrew Marr to Adam Boulton.
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       >> That's What I Go To Church For <<
       Heidi Sugababe and the Busted flush

   Matt from Busted got married last weekend
   to MTV lovely Emma Griffiths. Matt's
   recent jaunt to a "celebrity relaxation centre"
   to help cure of him of his pop star proclivities
   obviously worked as he barely drank. His bride
   however was hard to shift off the dance floor.
   David Gest arrived at the wedding hotel shortly
   before kick-off and decided room service
   might be more important to him than
   punctuality. Heidi from Sugababes was also
   there and the only thing we can report on
   her behaviour was that she was warned not
   to use a particular toilet "because it
   won't flush".

Remember Matt's best moment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRy2f_3DZDw


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Britain's Next Top Judge is... Igor Judge. He'll no
longer be Judge Judge, but Lord Judge.
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       >> Camden crawl <<
       Amy takes no chances

CL writes:
   "I saw Amy Winehouse doing her tired paparazzi
   pied piper act along Inverness St, Camden,
   on Tuesday. However, later that night I saw her
   again, in a cornershop around the corner and
   it looked to me like she was wearing some
   kind of nappy/incontinence pants under her shorts."



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Chesney Hawkes has a Christmas singalong in a bar on
Ascot High Street every year.
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       >> Kooky chat-ups <<
       Hugh moves in his own way

Rockhack writes:
   "Hugh Harris from the Kooks at Isle of Wight
   festival met a female school friend backstage
   for the first time in years:

   "Hugh: 'My dear, you look radiant. Have you been
   working out?'
   Girl 'No', looks down, then moves over to the
   other band members while Hugh awkwardly
   talks to strangers.

   Bless."



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An AC/DC musical may be in the pipeline. Working title
"It's a Long Way to the Top" The plot is partly the
band's history and part Rock Star, the Mark Wahlberg film.
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       >> McFadden Watch pt XV <<
       "You're just the fat Ronan Keating"

   Brian McFadden recently turned out as a guest
   sub late in a pre-season match between Dwight
   Yorke's former A-League club Sydney FC and
   NSW Premier League side Blacktown City Demons.
   Obviously this was a publicity stunt to promote
   Football Superstar, his new TV show, but
   McFatten was greeted with chants of "You're
   just a poor Robbie Williams" and "You're just
   a fat Ronan Keating". McFadden was unfazed
   and met their shouts of "Who are ya?" with
   "I'm the wanker playing for your team."



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Ringo Starr signs into hotels as Mr Monaco.
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       >> Office politics <<
       Hidden messages for the Dark Lord

builders write:
   "Funny how you mentioned the new Sony BMG
   Offices on Kensington High Street. They have
   been spending millions on the offices, and they
   are kitted out to a really high spec. They are
   a bit weird though, in that the services
   (electricity and the water pipework) have been
   left open to view. The trouble is, it looks
   ridiculous - seeing lagged pipework is not cool.


   "The architects had a nightmare laying out the top
   executives' offices. Each bigwig changed the
   floor plan so they'd get a bigger office. There was
   a big brouhaha when it was discovered that Simon
   Cowell's office was bigger than the President of
   Sony BMG Europe. Cowell also has a state-of-the
   -art air-conditioning system installed in his
   khazi. The fact that he has an extractor fan
   that could suck a golf ball up a garden hose
   is totally unrelated to the fact that he's
   partial to a sneaky fag.

   "Oh, and a couple of the lads working on the
   job have left less than complimentary messages
   hidden in Mr Cowell's office, in much the same
   way as Alexander McQueen used to leave messages
   in the lining of Prince Charles suits, when he
   worked on Savile Row."



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Zara Phillips is rumoured to be in the next
series of Strictly Come Dancing.
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       >> Cookie Monster <<
       No happy ending for BB story
  
   An ex-colleague of Katreya Big Brother says
   tabloid reporters keep going to see them
   at work to try and get them to claim
   the Thai used to offer massages with a
   "Happy finish".

   They did, however tell them that the Big
   Brother favourite is extremely intelligent,
   doesn't like cookies more than the average
   person, and can definitely pronounce the
   word "hilarious".

FYI: Pamela Anderson has just gone into the
BB house in Australia (though she'll actually
be sleeping in the Versace hotel nearby, the cheat.)


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       >> Things that make you go hmm <<
       Drunk referees, tits, panda babies

   If Popbitch had a referee, it would
   be this nice chap from Belarus:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oeSxVujpRRU

   Woman with enormous boobs goes on TV:
http://www.bustyheart.com/index2.ivnu

   Evacuated panda birth:
http://itn.co.uk/news/e9a6f1486bb508d9e2488c62378230e1.html

   Former baseball legend Billy Bean has split with
   his partner restaurateur Efrain Veiga after 13
   years. Veiga slept with a young friend who
   failed to wake up after a night on the GHB.
http://www.outsports.com/jocktalkblog/?p=1172

   The motto of the Leslie clan is 'grip fast'.
http://www.rampantscotland.com/clans/blclanleslie.htm

   Beyonce's mini-me, Solange, has a rather
   tasty single out (although not so sure of
   the Che Guevara appropriation for the video):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD8wzrBLrLI

   Conspiracy theory of the week:
http://www.madcowtouristinfo.com/


   >> Chart Predictions <<
   New entries/High climbers Sun 13th July

++ Number One
DIZZEE RASCAL Dance Wiv Me


++ Top Ten
KID ROCK All Summer Long

++ Top Twenty
SHARLEEN SPITERI All The Times I Cried

++ Top Forty
LAST SHADOW PUPPETS Standing Next To Me
THE KOOKS Shine On
THE WOMBATS Kill The Dictator


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Old Jokes Home:
A man visits his doctor for a health check.
"I'm afraid that I am going to have to ask
you to stop masturbating', says the doctor.
"Oh no, why is that?' asks the worried patient.
"Well, I am trying to examine you" replies the Dr,
"And it is really putting me off".



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