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* A new "star" for OK!
* Say sorry to a Sally
* Charts: Ne-yo v Coldplay for number one spot
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       >> Jacob the prisonbitch <<
       Jeweller to find new client base       

   Hip-hop's most famous purveyor of bling,
   Jacob the Jeweller, is off to prison for his
   part in a rather cool sounding "interstate
   drug ring". The man responsible for the
   heinous crimes against accessories and
   politically suspect obsession with wearing
   diamonds by the rap and wannabe-black
   (Justin Timberlake ect) pop community -
   and the man behind Lil Kim's range of watches
   is also the subject of rumours that he'd
   started selling average pieces at outrageous
   mark-ups. One famous rapper discovered his
   fiancee's ring was worth less than 10% what
   he paid for it and now others are getting their
   pieces looked at to see if the sales were above
   board.
  

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The Hawaiian creation myth suggests that the octopus
is the only survivor from a former alien universe.
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       >> BB's best friend <<
       Another ludicrous nobody for OK!

   Richard Desmond still seems to be Big Brother's
   number one fan. He still gives work to ex-
   wannabes Chanelle and Nikki, to everyone else's
   incomprehension. And this year OK! shelled out 80k
   to buy up week one reject Stephanie. Even
   though there doesn't seem to have been another bid.

More: BB Dale with his top off:
http://www.g-bar.com/gallery2006/?gdate=140706 


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Britney Spears' sister Jamie Lynn has called her
baby Maddie. Which is just brilliant.
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     >> Big Questions <<
     What people are asking this week

   Her reality show should ensure that she
   never works again in her day job. So which
   US actress's previous career was as a
   high-class Hollywood hooker? And one of the
   things that made her hate her ex-husband
   was that he was happy to tell friends
   about it.

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Prince Caspian star Ben Barnes used to be in
a Eurovisionp-wannabe boy band called Hi-Rise.
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       >> Oops! <<
       When sorry just isn't enough

JT writes:
   "One of my mates was on a corporate golf day,
   playing with three people he didn’t know.  On the
   first tee he hit a long low scuttling shot and cried
    “Oops, that’s a Sally then!” One of the other
   golfers said, What do you mean, a Sally? My mate
   replied, "Well, you know, like that Sally
   Gunnell. A good runner, but bloody ugly.

   Cue Silence.........

   "That’ll be Sally Gunnell, my wife", said
   one of the others.


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The Discoo sale has 60% off EVERYTHING!  It is your
final chance to grab some amazing fashion bargains!
http://www.discoo.co.uk
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       >> Snack attack<<
       What the food critics really eat

   AA Gill, at Woodall Services on the M1 near
   Sheffield bought three packets of crisps
   including Walkers Sensations, Thai Sweet Chili
   and a grab bag of Ready Salted.


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Like Dr Who, the octopus has three hearts.
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       >> World's best job <<
       Wanted: gate for gatekeeper

   Decades ago Mutrah, Muscat's main city, was
   separated from the port by a huge wall with a
   large gate. Every sundown the gate would be closed
   and sealed till the next morning. When the authorities
   connected the roads and had to drive cars to the
   port and back the gate wasn't large enough. So they
   knocked two giant gaps either side of the gate and 
   built the road through.

   Of course you don't point out to anyone your job
   is useless, so for years the officer whose job
   it was to be in charge of the gate still arrived
   at sundown, making sure the gate was sealed, before
   driving back out through the huge gap.


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Gareth Gates was on a Virgin flight from Las Vegas
to Gatwick this week. He sat in Economy (near the
back) and chatted to anyone who approached.
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       >> Things that make you go hmm <<
      David Gest, octopus, disco sheds!

   Porn in Arab countries:
http://www.google.com/trends?q=arab+porn&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

   Disco sheds! Needs sound on, and loud:
http://www.rainhamsheds.co.uk/

   Octopus eats shark:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7004909622962894202

   David Gest - pop star:
http://www.myspace.com/atticlights

   Rape quiz - how would you score?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pauliepaul/2607459023/


   >> Chart Predictions <<
   New entries/High climbers Sun 29th June

++ Number One
NE-YO Closer

++ Top Twenty
GLAS VEGAS Geraldine
COURTEENERS No You Didn't No You Don't

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Old Jokes Home:
Q: What's the difference between a rock guitarist
and a jazz guitarist?
A: A rock guitarist gets to play three chords in
front of thousands of people.

Still Bored:
White tiger cubs:
http://itn.co.uk/videos/cbc786c5f8d5fca55fde2abb2d975504.html