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* Fun and games with the Bin Ladens
* When Bush met Bob Gelfof
* Charts: Madonna and Justin are number one
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       >> When Bush met Bob <<
       Geldof in sense of humour shock

   Bob Geldof gave President George Bush a copy
   of his book “Geldof in Africa" during a recent
   flight on Air Force One.  

   “Who wrote this for ya, Geldof?” joked Dubya.

   Quick as flash Saint Bob replied: “Who will
   you get to read it for you, Mr President?”


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Spotted this week in Greggs The Bakers, opposite BBC
Manchester, Alistair Campbell. He was eating a ham
baguette and ready salted crisps.
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       >> Max Monaco <<
       F1 boss hiding out?

   Max Mosley missed the Barcelona GP last weekend
   because of some urgent business in Jordan.
   So the PRs who thought they spotted him enjoying
   the hospitality at Monaco Tennis Open must just
   have suffered a case of mistaken identity.


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The Sun are in talks with a big brewer to launch a
Page 3 lager.
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     >> Big Questions <<
     The blind items leading the blind

   Which teen-focused TV presenter got her
   producer to hold her jacket while going
   through airport security? She only
   realised at the departure gate that the
   jacket pocket contained two wraps of cocaine.


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       >> Ken and Eric part 2 <<
       Loach's heart belongs to Bath City

   We were only half right about the Ken Loach/
   Eric Cantona movie, Finding Eric. We're now
   told it's about a football loving postman
   in Manchester called Eric, with Cantona as
   producer. 

   Ken's allegiance is to Bath City FC. Even
   though he no longer lives nearby Loach
   goes to most home games, where he stands
   on the terraces chatting to anyone about
   football. He's got a Bath City sticker in
   the back of his family saloon car, and won
   the club's monthly raffle last week.

   Oh, and a crew-member on his movie says.
   “He doesn't get a 35 quid per diem. It's
   only 25 quid.”


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Olivia Newton John's daughter Chloe has been singing
on US reality show Rock The Cradle - a talent quest
for celebrity offspring. She was described as
sounding like “Bjork Possessed By Satan".
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       >> L'Wren revisited <<
       Mick's amazon has fans

JE writes:
   “I knew L'Wren when she was a stylist in LA.
    She was a really nice person and genuinely
   talented as a stylist and a designer. She
   helped me get an agent and was super cool to
   me when I was struggling, just because she
   liked my work. I beg to differ with
   princessnasty that Mick has gone a gear down.”


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Divorce cost him an arm and a leg, so how much
dough has Sir Paul McCartney got left? Find out
with The Sunday Times Rich List, the final word on
who's richer than who in Britain today.
http://tinyurl.com/45my3d
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       >> Say sorry to a star <<
       Terence Stamp gets the elbow

DL writes:
   “I don't know whether he subscribes to PB, but
    I'd like to apologise to Terence Stamp for
   knocking him off his feet on Piccadilly. I
   was in London for the day and trying to find
   Fortnum & Masons, and while asking my mate
   for directions by barking into my mobile
   (like a twat) I walked right into the
   Superman II star, sending him flying
   backwards into a bin. To make matters worse, I
   was on my way to a fancy dress party and was
   wearing a cowboy hat. I apologised but he
   didn't look happy. So if you're reading this,
   Mr Stamp, the Welsh twat in the cowboy hat
   is very sorry.”

(Do you need to apologise to a star?
Email hello@popbitch.com)


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Last week at K West hotel one of Mark Ronson's
entourage dispatched a hanger-on to buy gak for him.
The wannabe dropped the cash and it was stolen by
three hoodies. Oops.
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       >> Royal japes <<
       Fun and games with the Bin Ladens

   There's some nice anecdotes in a new book
   "The Bin Ladens - The Story of a Family and
   Its Fortune". Prince Charles met Bakr Bin Laden,
   chairman of the Saudi Binladin group and
   Osama's half-brother, at a party in 2000.
   "What's your brother up to these days?"
   was HRH's question.

   However Popbitch's favourite Bin Laden brother
   is now Salem. When he had surgery for piles
   he got a friend to photograph the operation
   for him. After he'd recovered Salem took great
   delight in making a show of a medley of the
   grisly pictures, set to music, for members of
   the Saudi Royal Family.


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The minister for Urban Planning in Uganda is called:
Urban Tibamanya.
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       >> Psychic paintball <<
       Poor Mark leaves poignant image

   On the Famous Friends noticeboard at Campaign
   paintball centre, Surrey: a picture of Mark
   Speight. He's posing in a cowboy hat in front
   of a 'Dodge City' attraction. He's standing
  in front of The Last Chance Saloon.


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Clint Boon from the Inspiral Carpets does the music
for Engie Benjy on CITV.
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       >> Things that make you go hmm <<
      Antibiotics, beavers, Jazz Randyboy

   Vagina crockery:
http://www.blightycreations.co.uk/china-vagina/eden.html

   Ever wanted to talk to God? New band Attic
   Lights release their single 'God' this Monday
   and give you the chance to have a chat with
   the almighty one using iGod:
http://www.atticlights.co.uk

   RIP Robb Douglass, of Robbs celebs. “The world
   of free porn mourns a great source of celeb
   tittery”, writes a fan. He apparently died after
   an allergic reaction to antibiotics:
http://www.douglass.co.uk/webpromote/celebs/

   Who's winning the election? Who cares?! E4.com
   says let the eggs decide…
http://go.popbit.ch/52

   Discoo, one of our favourite fashion stores,
   is moving house so are offering a massive 50%
   off everything for a limited period:
http://www.discoo.co.uk

   There was a protest by cab drivers in Melbourne
   yesterday. Their spokesman was Mr Jazz Randyboy:
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   Meet Barry the beaver:
http://tinyurl.com/2rdof6

   Rap stars as animals:
http://www.patrickmoberg.com/animalpharm/


    >> Chart Predictions <<
    New entries/High climbers Sun 4th May

++ Number One
MADONNA/JUSTIN 4 Minutes

++ Top Ten
WILEY Wearing My Rolex
USHER Love In This Club
WILL I AM Heartbreakers

++ Top Twenty
SCRIPT We Cry
GABRIELLA CILMI Sweet About Me

++ Top Forty
THE HOOSIERS Cops & Robbers
ONE NIGHT ONLY It's About Time
ASHLEE SIMPSON Out Of My Head

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Old Jokes Home:
A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a fish
under his arm. "Do you have any fishcakes?" he asks.
"Yes, of course," says the fish shop owner.

"Great," replies the man, nodding at the fish under
his arm, "It's his birthday."

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