Saturday, May 24, 2008

Footballer’s spit to beat summer hosepipe ban


Footballer’s spit to beat summer hosepipe ban

Thames Water today unveiled a radical plan to harvest the saliva of professional footballers in an attempt to avoid yet another hosepipe ban this summer. With a brief spell of slightly sunny weather in mid-May having already left reservoirs at crisis levels, the water companies believe they have identified a limitless supply of fluid which has previously gone to waste.

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