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IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Boys Eats Girl

2008-10-12T12:08:00.001+01:00

Avoid.

BRWC Podcast

2008-10-11T00:38:00.000+01:00

...coming soonish

Strong Cheese Game

2008-10-10T19:06:00.001+01:00

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TransformACar

2008-10-07T19:08:00.000+01:00

Citröen deny problem with ‘non-Transforming’ C4 model French car maker Citröen has rejected complaints from buyers that its best-selling C4 cars don’t turn into giant robots as advertised on TV. The cars sold in their thousands after TV commercials showed the model transforming into an eight metre tall roller-blading android, but now disappointed owners have flooded the car-maker’s offices with

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Factotum

2008-10-06T22:37:00.000+01:00

Awesome. What a guy.

POP

2008-10-04T13:31:00.000+01:00

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IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - For Your Eyes Only

2008-09-28T18:10:00.000+01:00

The slowest Bond film I think. Those bloody Russians.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Point Break

2008-09-28T17:21:00.000+01:00

CLASSIC. Better than Bad Boys II.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Hostel

2008-09-25T23:25:00.000+01:00

What's all the fuss about ?

Funding Mentalism‏

2008-09-25T22:31:00.000+01:00

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IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Minority Report

2008-09-24T20:29:00.000+01:00

Pre-Crime. Shit.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - The Notebook

2008-09-21T23:19:00.000+01:00

Lovely film. Gosling does a good job.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Pineapple Express

2008-09-21T19:52:00.001+01:00

Awesome. Like kissing God's vagina.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Repo Man

2008-09-21T19:50:00.001+01:00

One of the most insane films I have ever seen.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Revolver

2008-09-19T11:13:00.001+01:00

Awful.

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2008-09-17T23:36:00.003+01:00

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dope sheet action

2008-09-17T23:36:00.002+01:00

live@raindance.co.ukthe online dope sheet* of independent filmthe 18 September 2008 edition Read this newsletter online here This week Tip Competition

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - RocknRolla

2008-09-17T23:36:00.000+01:00

Not too bad at all.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Don't Ring The Doorbell

2008-09-16T20:37:00.001+01:00

Don't Ring The Doorbell indeed.

RainFest

2008-09-16T19:53:00.000+01:00

Greetings! How to Festival at Raindance Please contact us with any questions at the email address or phone number listed below. Many ways to Festival... Don't Miss Out 1 - 12 October, London's West end There are three ways to attend

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Spaceballs

2008-09-13T21:55:00.002+01:00

Mel Brooks had some fantastic ideas in this film.

Bad Disney Movie

2008-09-12T11:15:00.000+01:00

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IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Slums Of Beverly Hills

2008-09-07T23:46:00.001+01:00

I love this film and I don't know why.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - The Last King Of Scotland

2008-09-07T23:43:00.001+01:00

Awesome. Brutal.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - The Karate Kid

2008-09-07T17:06:00.001+01:00

Show me paint the fence.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Just Friends

2008-09-06T14:25:00.000+01:00

Blah. Faris is fit though.

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2008-09-04T15:28:00.000+01:00

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IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Van Helsing

2008-09-03T22:36:00.000+01:00

Okay I guess. I flicked over to watch Blade.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Austin Powers In Goldmember

2008-09-02T22:12:00.001+01:00

The worse one, but the girls are fit.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - White Noise

2008-09-02T20:53:00.000+01:00

Too, too slow.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - The Strangers

2008-08-31T13:22:00.000+01:00

Reminded me of Funny Games.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three

2008-08-31T13:21:00.001+01:00

Awesome classic. Interested in the remake.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Drive Me Crazy

2008-08-31T13:19:00.001+01:00

The Teenage Witch drove me crazy.

99 Mins

2008-08-30T18:35:00.001+01:00

Greetings! 99 Minute Film SchoolThursday 4 September 6:30 - 9pmAt University College London, nr Euston Please contact us with any questions at the email address or phone number listed below. It was BRILLIANT!. Elliot is amazing. Raindance is amazing.You guys are

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW -The King Of Kong

2008-08-29T17:15:00.000+01:00

Awesome. Mitchell is a legend.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Somers Town

2008-08-29T15:07:00.001+01:00

An ad for Eurostar ? Not bad.

A wretched hive of scum and villainy‏

2008-08-29T15:02:00.000+01:00

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2008-08-29T15:01:00.001+01:00

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IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - The Illusionist

2008-08-26T23:00:00.000+01:00

Nowhere near as good as The Prestige.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - The Prestige

2008-08-25T11:52:00.001+01:00

Awesome. Full of twists and turns and tricks.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Jackie Chan's The Medallion

2008-08-24T19:33:00.001+01:00

Jackie Chan. Lee Evans. Sammo Hung's action direction. Should have been good.

Battle Royale With Cheese

2008-08-24T18:43:00.002+01:00

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IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Nick Of Time

2008-08-23T21:52:00.000+01:00

Great film. Underrated.

GCSE

2008-08-21T12:14:00.001+01:00

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IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Zodiac

2008-08-20T15:59:00.000+01:00

Great film.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - 3.10 To Yuma

2008-08-20T15:57:00.001+01:00

Good, but a bit slow for me.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Lovers, Liars & Lunatics

2008-08-17T20:45:00.000+01:00

I like. Well done Amber Benson.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - The Wackness

2008-08-16T22:39:00.000+01:00

Great. Brilliant OST.

News

2008-08-15T13:32:00.000+01:00

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2008-08-15T13:31:00.000+01:00

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R.I.P.

2008-08-14T23:15:00.001+01:00

live@raindance.co.ukthe online Horse Opera* of independent filmthe 14 August 2008 edition Read this newsletter online here This week Tip Upcoming courses

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - The Hills Have Eyes 2

2008-08-14T23:08:00.000+01:00

Didn't like the rape scene.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Throw Momma From The Train

2008-08-12T15:56:00.002+01:00

Great Hitchcockian comedy.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Chicken Run

2008-08-12T15:54:00.000+01:00

Mel Gibson did a good job I think.

London in September

2008-08-12T15:53:00.000+01:00

Write>>Produce>>Direct>>FilmDiploma courses in London from September We don't teach filmmaking.We make filmmakers. August 2008 In This Issue

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Unbreakable

2008-08-07T12:49:00.000+01:00

Saw the twist coming.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Space Camp

2008-08-07T12:47:00.000+01:00

Quite enjoyed it.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Hellboy 2

2008-08-07T12:46:00.000+01:00

Huge improvement on the first one.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Duck Tales: The Movie

2008-08-07T12:44:00.000+01:00

The TV series is so much better.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - The Cat From Outer Space

2008-08-07T12:42:00.001+01:00

I remember this from when I were a kid. Dated badly.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - A Boy Named Charlie Brown

2008-08-07T12:40:00.001+01:00

The first feature. Fantastic soundtrack.

Kung Fu Giant Cat Bear

2008-08-07T12:01:00.000+01:00

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From the BBC

2008-08-04T17:10:00.001+01:00

Film censor defends Batman rating Christian Bale and Heath Ledger star in the film The BBFC has justified giving The Dark Knight a 12A certificate after getting more than 80 complaints about the

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Octopussy

2008-08-03T21:28:00.001+01:00

Better than Thunderball. Adams is fit.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Miss Potter

2008-08-03T21:26:00.000+01:00

Boring.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Are We There Yet ?

2008-08-03T21:22:00.001+01:00

Ice Cube ...

Synccdoche, New York

2008-08-03T14:29:00.000+01:00

The first poster. Watch out for this one.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Mouse Hunt

2008-08-03T14:28:00.000+01:00

I found it boring...

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Kung Fu Panda

2008-08-03T14:26:00.000+01:00

It's good. Kung fu craziness.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - The King Of Comedy

2008-08-03T14:24:00.001+01:00

Overlooked film. JLL is very good !

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Stuck On You

2008-08-02T22:34:00.000+01:00

Didn't stick with me.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Outbreak

2008-08-02T17:52:00.001+01:00

It reminded me of some sort of Megadrive game. Dunno why.

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2008-08-01T21:39:00.000+01:00

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Forward to a friend

2008-07-31T18:35:00.001+01:00

live@raindance.co.ukthe online two-reeler* of independent filmthe 31 July 2008 edition Read this newsletter online here This week Upcoming courses Shane Meadows

Forward to a friend

2008-07-31T18:35:00.000+01:00

live@raindance.co.ukthe online two-reeler* of independent filmthe 31 July 2008 edition Read this newsletter online here This week Upcoming courses Shane Meadows

Learn

2008-07-29T21:09:00.001+01:00

Greetings! Write>>Produce>>Direct>>FilmEssential filmmaking basics in 5 eveningsTaught by industry professionalsin London's West End Please contact us with any questions at the email address or phone number listed below. Evening Foundation

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - War Of The Worlds

2008-07-28T21:16:00.000+01:00

Underwhelming. Watch Cloverfield instead.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Showtime

2008-07-28T21:13:00.001+01:00

Not sure where this one was going.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - And She Was

2008-07-27T12:25:00.001+01:00

Decent movie, reminds me of a Woody Allen film.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - The Dark Knight

2008-07-27T12:07:00.002+01:00

Fucking hell, what a film.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Seven Year Itch

2008-07-27T11:58:00.002+01:00

She was fit.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Samson And Delilah

2008-07-27T11:55:00.000+01:00

Felt really long.

Thinking of a film course?

2008-07-26T14:09:00.000+01:00

live@raindance.co.ukthe online Grand Guignol* of independent filmthe 24 July 2008 edition Read this newsletter online here This week Tip Benefactor Package

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2008-07-26T14:08:00.000+01:00

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IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Tremors

2008-07-22T19:30:00.000+01:00

Classic Gremlins piss take.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Anger Management

2008-07-22T19:27:00.001+01:00

Graham is fit.

Benny Hill Factor

2008-07-22T19:23:00.000+01:00

Become a Raindance Film Festival Benefactor Greetings!In a very few weeks, on Wednesday 1 October at 7pm, Raindance Film Festival launches with a terrific independent film followed by one of the parties of the year, and I would like you to be there.Opening Night is always over sold, and the best way to guarantee a seat is by becoming a

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Flash Gordon

2008-07-20T16:47:00.002+01:00

Kitsch.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Dr. No

2008-07-20T16:42:00.001+01:00

Solid Bond movie.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Pulse

2008-07-20T11:03:00.000+01:00

Ha ha ! Genius....!

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Batman: Gotham Knight

2008-07-20T10:58:00.001+01:00

Not bad at all. Some of the short stories are superb.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - WALL-E

2008-07-19T18:19:00.001+01:00

Stunning ...

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Presto

2008-07-19T18:17:00.001+01:00

Deserves it's own review because this Pixar short, shown before WALL-E is fantastic.

IN DEPTH FILM REVIEW - Hancock

2008-07-19T18:13:00.001+01:00

Loved the first two acts, then it got crap.

THURSDAY !!

2008-07-19T18:11:00.001+01:00

THURSDAY !!!!

Dragon's Den

2008-07-19T10:36:00.001+01:00

Greetings! This Tuesday 22 July 6:30 - 9pmCreating A Business Plan For Your ProjectsArts Theatre, just off Leicester Square, London You have your script, you've found the perfect director, and have had initial conversations with cast and key crew.Now you

Raindance news

2008-07-19T10:35:00.000+01:00

Raindance.tv Press release 18 MArch 2008 Greetings! We had a bit of press today, about www.raindance.tv, which I thought you would enjoy.Here it is, on C21 website: Raindance.tv funds pour in board named 18 Jul 2008 Raindance.tv, the new platform for indie filmmakers and viewers, has secured its core funding and announced the composition of its

Figgis

2008-07-19T10:34:00.000+01:00

New Film Competition!"Life Captured" by Sony Ericsson and Mike Figgis